Thursday, September 22, 2011

Squirrel season!

Effective immediately, homeowners in our 'hood should be prepared for the influx of stressed out squirrels zipping through their yards, seeking sanctuary from our canine sentries. Lest you think I'm joshing, this is serious stuff, folks. Eli and Maudie have plenty of time on their paws and can hold a posture of readiness the duration of a full-length feature film. A split-second of risk-taking behavior on the part of the squirrel often proves to be a suicide mission. It ain't pretty, but this isn't Kansas.

Fall is here!

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