Saturday, July 14, 2012

Refreshing, but with a twist

With the best of intentions, I served him a glass of iced herbal tea with a gentle endorsement.  "Try this, dear; it's herbal tea.  No sugar, just tea."  Glass to lips, he sipped.  "Hmmm," said my eyes as I took in his hesitant demeanor.  And then, as tactfully as he could muster: "It's refreshing.  But it looks like bile-stained infected urine."  

Wow.  I've said it before and I shall say it again; what a guy. 

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